Wednesday, February 28, 2007

A "Situation"

Davenport coined it, "What n***a don't have a 'situation'?" How flexible should women be with men who have "situations"? Situations vary. He's been married before. He has a child/children. He has a fizzling relationship which really isn't fizzled but he just tells you that so you'll think he's still sorta a good guy even though he's down to fuck around with you if you'll let him. You know, situations. So, what is a woman to do? Hide from everyone with situations? Which situations present less of a situation for the women involved? Post.

DOC

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

V-Day Monologues

Did women's sexual liberation lead to the demise of substantial relationships? In our McWorld with fast-everything, is there really room for women that take things slow? 2007 started great in my male auxiliary. I wouldn't call it a brothel but I'd say its a steady rotation. The problem is that most guys want to have sex. Some actually want to know your last name first and others are fine just knowing you have a vagina. Initially, I was offended because I was always taught that guys who really care will wait until you're ready. In 2007, this might not be true. What about those super-liberal chicks that "know what they want out of life" and go for it the first night? These chicks are in relationships and all of the "good things come to those who wait" girls are spending Valentine's day solo with the rabbit and self-endorsed chocolates. So, how has women's liberation hurt us "good girls"? Women's sexual liberation's impact on substantial relationships is like the upgrade from MAC Operating System 1.0 to 10X. Women's sexual liberation has helped women keep it real by telling men how we like it but now...all they want to know is how we like it. For those who have inhibitions, time will not be wasted. They will bang Susie who's comfortable with her inner freak while you're making up your damn mind. Chivalry is unnecessary because Susie makes no demands for her affection/interest. Susie is free. Are there any guys left that work for it? hmm.

DOC