Deal? or No Deal?

1. Hot Guy ... but a B.O.? Everytime you see him he smells like shit and wants to know why you are never free to hang out. Do you tell him his body smells like two week old seafood?

2. An ex-boyfriend/girlfriend... that married someone else but wants you back?

3. He/She is extremely attractive, down to earth, spiritual, ambitious, and ... sexual, in fact, so sexual that he/she has three children? Deal/No Deal?

4. Impotence? Sure, its understandable at 60 but what about at 25? Deal/No Deal? You're more into the heart/soul anyway, right?

5. Someone who wears tighty whities?

6. Long distance relationships?

7. He's a plumber. How does his blue collar match your ivy (or black ivy) background?

8. She's/He's a stripper? Are you okay with your bread being bought with "rain" money?

9. Ugly Feet? Do you roll out of bed like Eddie in Boomerang?

10. A virgin?